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  • The iPhone Is A Racist Bitch

    Mirco 17:30 on Friday, 13. February 2009 | View Comments Permalink | Reply
    Tags: apple, autocorrection, bigger, bitch, , , nigger, racism, racist

    Sometimes I just wonder who came up with the crappy auto correction engine of the iPhone, sometimes it’s just really annoying and sometimes I get really, really mad.

    Like when needing to type this little word: “bigger”

    For some reason, I’m not quite aware of, the people at Apple seemed to have created the ultimate, untouchable racist device. Nobody hates the iPhone… well maybe until they see this on their screen…

    iPhone bigger auto correction
    iPhone bigger auto correction

    Now, somebody please deliver some tar and feathers to Apple.

     
  • iPhone the Pre-Paid Way

    Mirco 16:30 on Saturday, 22. November 2008 | View Comments Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 3g, apple, , offer, prepaid, retailkeyshop, simyo, unlocked

    German prepaid mobile provider Simyo teamed up with RetailkeyShop to bring the unlocked iPhone 3G to the prepaid market.

    The phones are offered at 588,90€ for the 8GB and 674,90€ for the 16GB version. Simyo offers three different payment plans from 0,09€/minute to 15,00€ per 30 days for calls and a new mobile Internet offer which includes Internet traffic of 1GB per 30days for 9,90€.

    More information on the offer can be found here.

    Unfortunately the iPhones are currently sold out at the time of writing…

     
  • What Kind Of Language Is This?

    Mirco 15:10 on Monday, 10. November 2008 | View Comments Permalink | Reply
    Tags: anoyance, apple, bugs, , , fail, , , meme, text

    If there is one thing on my iPhone I could kill someone over it would be the auto correction.

    Since my phone is set to German I do expect it to correct my German typos, instead it create new ones. The first three lines represent a german and the latter three a english version of roughly the same sentence.

    Neither is spelled right. I don’t mind that Caps are not corrected, but i do mind that it automatically changes correctly written words into something that doesn’t even exist.

    What the Hell is “rächtachreinkorrektur”? You can’t even find a word like this on Google! But what I did type was: “Rechtschreibkorrektur”. So why autocorrect something that’s not misspelled?

    It gets even better if I try typing English text. “Äre” would be Swedish, Quedt turned out to be a family name, THW is an organization like EPA, that actually does help, and the only reference to “fünfion” I found is in the book:

    Oekonomische Encyklopädie

    By Johann Georg Krünitz, Friedrich Jakob Floerken, Heinrich Gustav Flörke, Johann Wilhelm David Korth, Carl Otto Hoffmann, Ludwig Kossarski.

    Published in 1805.

    Remarkably I did find a reference to “Sehepoper” on Google… about the iPhone auto correction.

     
  • So, you got yourself an iPhone

    Mirco 20:15 on Sunday, 26. October 2008 | View Comments Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 16gb, apple, appstore, barcode, black, contract, , flashlight, , ipod, itunes, payment, remote, ringtone, sennheiser, store, t-mobile, tmobile, twitterific, ww50

    Congratulation! You are now the proud owner of an overprized communication accessory with a TCO of roughly 1000€ (provided you’ll only use it within the 24 month contract period).

    In order to minimize the impact on your generous monthly salary you’ve chosen the smallest option package with only 200MB Internet traffic and 50 minutes of call time. Short messages will set you back another 19 cents each.

    This resulted in paying 250€ for your 16GB iPhone upfront and an additional 50€ for some decent quality earphones with iPhone handsfree functionality.

    After unpacking you wonder where to put the SIM card since you didn’t find any useful opening or the strange metal object attached to the outside of the manuals cardboard case. Since there was no printed first step manual in the box you searched on your providers website… which also didn’t have any answers. On the Apple iPhone homepage you only found an old tutorial video for the deprecated GPRS model going through the activation process.

    Some minutes later you actually discovered a downloadable manual, which explained the first steps and how to insert a SIM into the iPhone. And after restarting the device you where finally ready to start the registration process.

    You stroll through the iTunes AppStore and collect some free useful tools like Remote and Barcode, add the free version of twitterific and Flashlight (just in case). You wonder, who’ll pay 19€ for an application that’s also available for free and continue on your quest for making this mobile phone do something useful by connecting it to your personal WLAN.

    Your attempt to create a personal ringtone is always replied with the following message


    “iTunes could not connect to the iTunes Store. An unknown error occurred (11556).”

    …which is odd, because you were just browsing the iTunes Store.

    But at least you have a new iPod, in case the old one gives up on you.

     
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